I want the whole fucking fairy tale

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Reblog and see if you get a color (formal version)

  • PURPLE: We near never speak, but I do enjoy your presence on my dashboard.
  • FUSHIA: I wish I could befriend you off the internet.
  • GREY: You leave me with jumbled words.
  • RED: You create a burning passion, feeling if you will, in my heart.
  • GRAY: I sincerely wish you would notice me.
  • PINK: It would be most kind should you choose to follow me.
  • TEAL: We have quite a lot in common.
  • BLUE: You are m-my tumblr ...crush.
  • ORANGE: I dislike your page.
  • YELLOW: PLEASE! I REQUEST YOU BE SEXUALLY INTIMATE WITH ME!
  • WHITE: I ASK YOUR HAND IN MARRIAGE!
  • GREEN: I find you most attractive..
  • BLACK: I would quite enjoy spending time with you..just the two of us..
  • BROWN: I dislike you.
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What nationality are you?

  • Caucasian : I'm White
  • Mexican : I'm Latino
  • Black : I'm Black
  • Asian : I'm Black
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Warning: this blog will give you a laugh-attack.
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The difference between bees and wasps.

  • Bee: Hi there friend! How are you today? I'm just doing my job, pollinating flowers and all, no need to be afraid of me, I'm just happy I get to enjoy this wonderful weather with you.
  • Wasp: Oh hey motherfucker, wanna go? I swear I will kill any cunt stupid enough to get 3 feet near me, I can sting you, and it will be the nastiest feeling you've had in awhile. Buzz Buzz, asshole. Bet that hurts doesn't it? Stupid fuck.
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Permalink insomniac-dream3r:

BUBBLES WAS MY BITCH OK
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s-o-u-l:

shit tyrone you are tearing this family apart MILK DOESN’T FUCKING GROW ON TREES TYRONE WHO SPINS THE BOWL WHILE PUTTING MILK IN IT? SEE TYRONE, THIS IS WHAT I CALL BANKRUTPCY. what the fuck tyrone you’re just doing this because the milk is white THIS IS WHY WE CAN’T HAVE NICE THINGS. THAT’S 49 CENT OF SPILT MILK DRIPPING ALL OVER MY TABLE! SOMEBODY GON’ DRINK THIS MILK! shit tyrone. get it together.

OMFG!
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